Week Two Recap

EASTERN SEABOARD
1	Clean Shaven...	2-0	W2
2	Those Guys	2-0	W2
3	Token, Yes T...	1-1	W1
4	Ten Teams, O...	1-1	L1
5	Ferocious De...	0-2	L2
RUST BELT
1	Akron Areolas	2-0	W2
2	sunset park	1-1	W1
3	Team Legenda...	1-1	L1
4	Silent Slug...	0-2	L2
5	Bill's Bit...	0-2	L2

Some quick book keeping....
Team Rue is now the Akron Areolas. It's about time you have a real team name.

Kudos to Token, Yes This League Can, who, apparantly, can, as he puts down fellow new guy Ferocious Desrochers by a score of 403-313, behind the stellar pitching of my man crush Zack Greinke, who scored a team high 67 points. He had 3 days of scoring 70+, with a high of 77 on Thursday.

The rest of the winning teams this week include Akron Areolas (323 pt total, 100 pt big day, 42 pt [Javier Vazquez]), Sunset Park (278, 53, 39 [Carlos Quentin]), Those Guys (327, 70, 46 [Andre Ethier]), and Clean Shaven Cats (355, 145(!!!!), 56 [Chad Billingsly]).

The Dead Fish is proudly awarded to Silent Sluggers, who narrowly eeked it out and scored 2 fewer points (207) than Team Legendary Awesomeness. It has been suggested that they be renamed Team Legendary Dissappointment. I'll leave that up to Dennis.

The Cheap Floozie goes to Bill's Bitches. Spend a buck for a starter. Grabbed Anthony Reyes as a homer pick. Problem is, he doesn't qualify as a starter yet. So the Bitches decide to let Carlos Marmol ride the pine and use the RP spot for Reyes' start. Reyes shits the bed and scores 2 freaking points. Marmol, on the bench, scores 7. The Bitches lost by 5 points this week. FML.

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Week One Recap

After one week, here are your standings:

EASTERN SEABOARD
1	Clean Shaven...	1-0	W1
2	Those Guys	1-0	W1
3	Ten Teams, O...	1-0	W1
4	Ferocious De...	0-1	L1
5	Token, Yes T...	0-1	L1
RUST BELT
1	Team rue	1-0	W1
2	Team Legenda...	1-0	W1
3	sunset park	0-1	L1
4	Silent Slug...	0-1	L1
5	Bill's Bit...	0-1	L1

Before I forget, here's a recap of our awards system:

I'm a Winner: Given to the high score for the week
The Dead Fish: The polar opposite of the I'm a Winner
The Cheap Floozie: Worst FA/Waiver pick up of the week.

Team Rue (name to be changed) grabbed the I'm a Winner trophy by posting the high score for the week (406) thanks to huge weeks from Josh Johnson (69 points, tehe) and Chris Young (55). He also posted a week high 108 points on Sunday.

Other winners this week include Team Legendary Awesomeness (Team Leader: Johan Santana [50 points], Big Day: Sunday [90 points]), Clean Shaven Cats (Erik Bedard [48], Wednesday [82]), Those Guys (Kyle Loshe [40], Sunday [90]), and Ten Teams One Cup (Aaron Harang [44], Sunday [95]).

The Big Loser (El Perdedor Grande) was Bill's Bitches, who posted a pathetic 189. That was crappy enough to win the Dead Fish. The Bitches managed to have 7 (seven!) players post negative points for the week. Yes, this is your defending champion.

The Cheap Floozie award has to go to Justin, manager of newly named Sunset Park, for picking up Carl Pavano, who went out and tossed 1 inning, giving up 9 earned (81.00 ERA). His dollar bought him -28 points. Thanks for taking one for the team, J.

I'm going to try to get some historical stats up here soon, but there's your recap for week one.