Team: Double Wrappers
Manager: Dennis
2008 Record: 13-10 (3rd)
2007 Record: 10-13 (8th)
Assets: Has people skills. Is good at dealing with people. Punctual. Awesome.
Likes: Long walks on the beach; girls with low self-esteem; caysh
He’s a gentleman: he’ll pay his half of it. Just prove he should, ladies.
Employment history, self-described:
– Some assholes (2007-8)
– Who, those cocksuckers? (2006-7)
– Seriously, fuck those motherfuckers! (2005-6)
Accomplishments: has bet on the following "sure things": 2008 Memphis Tigers Men’s Basketball; 2007 Cleveland Indians in the ALCS; New Coke; The Hindenberg; The Chevy Chase Show; Argentina in the Falklands War; his own chances in fantasy, 2009.
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