The Trophy

Here it is.
This is what we play (well, manage....er, pretend manage) for.
Ain't she sexy? It's as if the Stanley Cup boned the Lombardi Trophy while the Heisman videoed it. And directed. If the Little Brown Jug, the Keg of Nails, and the Wagon Wheel all had their way with with the Illibuck in a dark Columbus alley. It's as if an Emmy and a Grammy fucked a goat. It's a very nice trophy.